Colonoscopy

What a pain in the… No, really, it wasn’t so bad!

Since John’s mom had suffered from colon cancer, John got to undergo the procedure a few years earlier than most.  But when there was a scheduling snafu last year, he wasn’t too upset.  And when this year’s January appointment got pushed to February, he didn’t put up an argument. But when the February date arrived, he was out of excuses and it was time.

Everyone warned him that the preparations were the worst part. Certainly the days of bland food followed by a liquid diet were not a gastronomical delight, but they were far from intolerable. And though friends warned that the magic liquid he’d need to drink could taste foul and nasty and offered tips about getting it down, he found it not so unpleasant - resembling extra strength Sprite. OK, there were a number of sprints to the bathroom and John was glad he’d gathered some baby wipes and ointment. But there were none of the severe cramps or discomfort that some had predicted.

When it came time for the procedure itself, John was gently cared for by the warm staff at the clinic. The actual procedure is an unknown… He remembers being told the anesthesia was being started and then… That was it and he was being rolled into the recovery area. Guess its couldn’t have been that bad!

In the end (pun intended), all was well. He even got pictures of his innards to prove he’d done it (and to prove his head wasn’t up there)!